1. awfullyy:

    I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

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  3. kahomo:

    when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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    (Source: lysistratas-moved, via caseyanthonyofficial)

     


  4. beefcustardthing said: wat do u reckon will b the upcoming marvel movies? within the dates that marvel has set i mean

    iwantcupcakes:

    July 8, 2016: Science Bros Science-ing Across The USA
    May 5, 2017: It Started With Two Men: A Rogers and Stark Story
    July 28, 2017: Iron Man Vs. Hulk: Battle for the Last Bag of Blueberries
    November 3, 2017: Marvel Presents: Robert Downey Jr. Does Your Grocery Shopping
    May 4, 2018: Tony, No!
    July 6, 2018: Marvel Presents: Robert Downey Jr. Reads Porn Fanfic
    November 2, 2018: Tony, No! A Sequel
    May 3, 2019: Avengers 3

     


  5. flatsound:

    i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

    (via pizza)

     


  6. nico-diangelcakes:

    nico-diangelcakes:

    So i have this giant pencil right

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    I think we all know where this is going.

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    the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

    (via lohanthony)

     


  7. nextyearsgirl:

    "I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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  8. lx34e:

    me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

    (Source: powerrangersvintage, via lohanthony)

     

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  10. beyonco:

    this is the only picture on my phone

    (Source: bitchbot, via pizza)

     


  11. “But the Bible says…”

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  12. clestroying:

    When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money

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    (via stabs)

     


  13. 17yr:

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    drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

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  14. tapdancers:

    afuckinglesbian:

    WERE ONLY A MINIUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND I’VE ALREADY SEEN LIKE 20 PAIRS OF NAKED TITTIES, VANESSA HUDGENS SMOKING A BONG AND ASHLEY BENSON SAYING SHE WANTS DICK

    there’s ANOTHER high school musical??

    (Source: llttlemermaid, via stabs)

     

  15. lifewithanorwegianfjord:

    this is mesmerizing. 

    (Source: carryonmywaywardstirrup, via pizza)