1. bloodyoathmate:

    Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

    image

    (via imwillowpape)

     

  2. benigoat:

    Press B to crouch.

    (via pseudocoded)

     

  3. taylorswift:

    drinkingmaplelattes:

    I was in the library and then I was like sup girl

    Grl u better READ.

     


  4. mcriartsy:

    savepunknroll:

    -americanhorrorstory:

    onesecondathousandthoughts:

    fallintopassion:

    bullied:

    we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

    That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

    Oh snap

    shots fired

    but not by the pizza guy

    OH

    (Source: bullied, via stabs)

     

  5. onlylolgifs:

    baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

     

  6. drip-drip-drip-drip:

    classic.

    (Source: queensaver, via slyfggt)

     

  7. (Source: keasbeydays, via stabs)

     


  8. sirbombalot:

    Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

    (via sleepingparaadise)

     

  9. cooldragonboy4000:

    this literally fucked me up so bad

    (Source: theonion, via lohanthony)

     

  10. thefuuuucomics:

    yamino:

    shifting-motives:

    wuffinarts:

    pretzelscavenger:

    conquerorwurm:

    lolzpicx:

    The anatomy of the Beast

    I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.

    cock of a HORSE

    i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT

    image

    Best. Omfg.

    (via slyfggt)

     


  11. astound:

    SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

    (Source: astound, via stabs)

     

  12. (via slyfggt)

     


  13. herspanic:

    I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

    (via imwillowpape)

     


  14. realityexistsinmymind:

    stereofeathers:

    whatismgmt:

    Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

    yeah but I never get around to it

    idk if this is funny or sad

    (via lohanthony)

     

  15. nebulate:

    OMG ANN WARD LOOKS LIKE MELMAN FROM MADAGASCAR

    omg i am hyperventilating this is so uncanny. and their personalities are exactly the same omfg