1. starweilder:

    trying to figure out someone else’s shower

    (via tyrabanker)

     


  2. dontbeanassbutt:

    moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

    iamtonysexual:

    sherlock-mania:

    remember-pants-terezi:

    heyxkids:

    YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

    FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

    ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

    I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

    H E L P

    Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

    what have you done

    We think in concepts

    Concepts have no volume

    Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

    whoa there socrates

    (Source: frenchy--fries, via tyrabanker)

     

  3. worldofkeana:

    falsi:

    this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

    Omfg I love this

    (Source: thesochillnetwork, via pizza)

     

  4. fuzzykitty01:

    p1ants:

    every time I walk past my neighbour’s letterbox a lil part of my soul evaporates

    RUN YOU FOOL THAT IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

    (via pseudocoded)

     


  5. LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

    chaka1987:

    im-deadpool-god-dammit:

    now theres 

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    Eevee

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    Flareon

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    Vaporeon

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    Jolteon

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    Espeon

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    Umbreon

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    Leafeon

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    Glaceon

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    Sylveon, and finally

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    Celinedion

    I don’t know what I expected.

    (via pseudocoded)

     

  6. in-catz-we-trust:

    vxpo:

    tin-d0g:

    xeansan:

    camerongale:

    drakensberg:

    ttthegingerqueer:

    Just filled out my health insurance forms!

    yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

    I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

    There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

    Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

    In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

    Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

    No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

    This is so important.

    Fucking this.

    (via manrayban)

     

  7. rifleweeb:

    johnmosesbrowningvevo:

    buttsquadron:

    breakinq:

    following back tons

    THAT BETTER BE FUCKIN TOP GUN MOTHERFUCKER

    ON MARCH 3RD, 1969, THE UNITED STATES NAVY ESTABLISHED AN ELITE SCHOOL FOR THE TOP ONE PERCENT OF ITS PILOTS. ITS PURPOSE WAS TO TEACH THE LOST ART OF AERIAL COMBAT AND TO ENSURE THAT THE HANDFUL OF MEN WHO GRADUATED WERE THE BEST FIGHT PILOTS IN THE WORLD

    THEY SUCCEEDED

    TODAY, THE NAVY CALLS IT THE FIGHTER WEAPONS SCHOOL. THE PILOTS CALL IT: 

    TOP GUN

    *sweet ass ’80s music*

    (Source: potahoes, via pseudocoded)

     

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  9. So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

    mikeyisacunt:

    bent-duck:

    sylvia-socioplath:

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    christ

    girl on the left is physically repelled from him

    (via tyrabanker)

     

  10. (Source: fiercegifs, via pizza)

     


  11. broken-gaydar:

    starrygraveyard:

    andr3wdost:

    nathanieljosephruess:

    herfunnyvideos:

    lockedinabirdcage:

    GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

    PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

    AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

    BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

    MIND OVER MATTER.

    PAPER OVER ROCK.

    You clever little shit.

    then what the fuck does scissors mean

    lesbians

    what

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    (via tyrabanker)

     

  12. (Source: trashygrl, via lohanthony)

     


  13. harmoniaz:

    fledge:

    dogs arent that great

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    (via tyrabanker)

     


  14. foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

    thank you

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    thank you once again

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    AH WHEN WILL THEY END

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    EVEN MORE OMFG

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    I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol

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    It’s like you didn’t even try

    (via tyrabanker)

     

  15. someoneatethis:

    This is ALL I’m serving at my wedding. My guests should be grateful I’m feeding them at all. It’s MY day and no one should be paying attention to the food anyway. 

    (via pseudocoded)